"I didn't sign up for this" the brunette behind the wheels gritted her teeth. Her messy bun was on the verge of fall, just like her patience level.

"Me too," the one in the passenger seat said with the same annoyed face. Her short black hair danced with the warm wind. "But you could have arranged something better before we arrived" She boringly munched the chocolate in her hand.

"Ms.Riley Jenner, how many times have I told you that she fucking tricked me. Don't make me repeat, please"Even with the last word, it doesn't sound like a plea, but more like a warning.

"But, you should have thought that it was her choice. It's your responsibility to recheck. You know how she is" Riley shrugged.

"Fine. My mistake" Before she could say anything else, the van made a creaking sound. The brunette immediately pulled over the van to the side.

"Gosh Larra, now what?" Riley became worried seeing her cousin's annoyed face.

"I have no idea," the brunette, Larra, shook her head and bent forward to rest her head on the wheel. "This is the fucking fourth time. I am done!".

The three cousins - Riley Jenner, Larra McLaren, and Shirley Bassey - are on their casual catch-up vacation, after deciding to take a break from their work life after two years. After fleeing for hours from different corners of the planet, the trio met in Florida. This time their destination is Miami, wanting to try something wild. After all, they worked their ass off for two years continuously for this trip.

A ten-day trip to the southern US, in a camper van. But Shirley assured the other two that she had got the perfect ride for their trip, pre-booked online. Their bad luck, the van was an ordinary one, at the end of its lifetime.

"Aghh, my back" Larra growled in annoyance. The seat wasn't comfortable for a long drive and it boosted the condition of her already aching back. She is working as an editor in a magazine and her work gives her enough time to sit in a chair without moving for hours. She was the one who initiated this trip plan, but now she regrets her decision.

"What now?" Riley asked her cousin.
Larra lifted her head from the wheel and looked back. Riley followed her gaze only to see a carefree Shirley sleeping in the back seat. Riley rolled her eyes and hit Shirley's thigh.

"Mm.. are we there yet?" Shirley flickered her eyelashes to adjust to the bright sunlight.

"We won't, with this car," Riley said, irritated.

"Shirl, we can go ahead with this car. It's the fourth time it's troubling us. We only started our trip. Call your idiot friend and ask him for an alternative. And, we need a refund." Larra said with finality.

"Fine" Shirley pulled out her phone from her pocket and went out.

"Do you think he will agree?" Riley asked eyeing the one outside.

"For what?" Larra couldn't get what she was asking.

"Refund," Riley said in a done tone, followed by an eye roll.

"Or what?" Before she could say anything else, Shirley opened the front door.

"Get down. I will take the wheels" Larra and Riley looked at her to say the details.

"Ok. He said he was in the next town on our way. We can return the van there" The one from whom she rented was her friend from school. He owns a rental car business in Florida.

"What about the refund?" Riley asked curiously. Shirley gave her a look saying, 'Can you please shut the fuck up.' Riley sat back properly after zipping her lips. Larra went back to sit properly. The van came to life after five attempts earning a groan from Larra.

Shirley followed the instructions from the Google map and reached a small town.

"There he is" She parked the van when she saw her old friend.

"Hey.. Shirley..long time, huh?" The guy with brown hair came and hugged her. All the time he giggled unwanted and snorted in between. Larra and Riley exchanged a weird glance.

"Jake" Shirley showed equal enthusiasm, perfectly faking. Larra bit her inner cheeks to control the laughter.

"Hello, ladies," Jake waved at the other two.

"It's Jake"

"Larra"

"Riley" they introduced each other.

"I am so sorry about the trouble. He was fine before," he said, caressing the 'baby' van. Riley rolled her eyes in dislike.

Liar.

"It's okay. But, you know, we can't continue our journey in this van. And I asked for a campervan, not a normal one." Shirley said, faking a smile.

"I am so sorry about that. But, one of my friends took the campervan and didn't return on time. That's why, I, you know.." Jake hesitated. Larra and Riley exchanged a gaze, saying, 'Is he serious?'

"But, if you wait for a few hours, then I will fetch the vehicle back for you" Shirley gave her cousins a questioning look.

"Um, how long?" Riley asked.

"Actually, that car belongs to my friend; I am going to return it and come back with the campervan. " Jake pointed towards a car, and the trio turned simultaneously.

"Woah"

"Fuck"

"Jeez"

The reactions said it all, seeing the red color classic 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz in all its glory. The trio immediately left the guy and surrounded the car.

"He.is.hot," Riley said, fanning her face with her hands while Larra gave her a smug smile. Shirley smiled evilly and winked at them.

"We will take him," Larra said to Jake, who gave a confused look in return.

"You give us his location. We will return the car and will take the camper van from him" Riley joined her.

"Um, that-"

"Yeah. That's better. So you won't have to drive all the way back and forth" Shirley stood near the guy and said seductively. For a moment he rolled back his eyes and cleared his throat immediately.

"O-okay"

Jake waved at the trio, who was going away with the vintage classic, with a blank face. The key of the old grumpy van hung on his other hand.

Shirley took the wheel with a smug smile, her oversized sunglasses completed her look. Larra took the passenger seat with a victory smile, her brown locks dancing with the wind. Riley sat back with spread arms, her cat eyes sunglasses, and short-length black hair giving her a stylish lady look.

"Woahooo" Riley screamed excitedly.

"Shit. We are really in a vintage handsome man. I can't believe it" Riley couldn't help her excitement. Larra chuckled hearing her.

"Thanks to me." Shirley flipped her hair sassily.

"Yeah. Thanks to your stupidity. Take right" Larra chuckled, giving directions to the stranger's house.

"But, he has a soft spot for our Shirl" Riley teased her cousin.

"Yeah. I, too, noticed. Care to explain?" Larra raised one eyebrow, looking at Shirley.

"Fine. I don't know how your guy's brain is working," Shirley sighed, defeated.

"I was his first"

"WHAT?" the other asked in unison when Shirley dropped the bomb.

"Yeah," Shirley tried to hide the embarrassment.

"Seriously?" Riley asked, still not believing.

"Do I have to show the certificate?" Shirley asked irritated. She doesn't know how these two cousins caught her at the exact point all the time.

"Wait. Who was your first ?" Larra asked, her eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"He was cute then," Shirley said, annoyed. Larra and Riley looked at each other for a moment and burst into laughter.

"Cute?" Riley laughed while tapping playfully at the leather seat.

"I had some expectations from you, Shirl." Larra shook her head playfully.

"Jeez, I was fifteen then," Shirley said irritated.

"I can't believe that a snorting man popped your cherry," Riley said, again laughing harder.

"Cute" Larra shook her head and put on her sunglasses, clenching her stomach by aching.

"Anyways, I wonder how hot this must be, this Davis guy," Riley said, thinking. Larra and Shirley looked at her confused.

"Owner of this car. He owns a vintage classic. I am sure he must be a hot, handsome sandwich," Riley said dreamily while Shirley made a gagging face.

"What? Don't you dare. You said that the snorting man was cute" Riley deadpanned Shirley.

"And you, I know you must be thinking about him. You are a hundred percent pervert" Riley said to Larra, who rolled her eyes in return.

"I will think about him after seeing him. Not like you. I don't have a scarcity for guys in my town" Larra said sassily.

"And girls," Riley said with a teasing smile. Larra glared at her lowering her sunglasses.

"Oh, come on. I know that you have a bisexual ass. I am your soulmate, you know " Riley flipped her hair in victory.

"Can you guys stop discussing your fantasies and enjoy the moment? " Shirley asked irritated.

"Fine" Riley grinned at Larra, who turned around to ignore her.

"Here comes us, Davis" Riley screamed to no one.

They continued their journey, the route took a turn to woods and greenery. Larra took the wheels after they paused for a moment to enjoy nature and take some photos.

"Woah," their breath hitched when they stopped in front of a huge iron gate. The compound wall was made of big rubble, which blocked the view from outside. They honked twice to open the gate.

A security man came and peeked through the hole and asked who they were.

"Davis?" Shirley asked. He nodded in return and opened the huge iron piece, revealing a huge classic bungalow, surrounded by big trees and plants.

"Oh.My.God" Riley said shocked.

"I will call the master. Please wait here" the security informed and went inside.

"Master? I wonder in which era they are living" the most forwarded one among, Larra said mocking.

"Damn sure it's not in the twenty first century. Look at the castle" Riley said, still amazed by the view.

"They might be the royals" Shirley said the stupidest thing with her innocent face. Larra and Riley looked at her with a done face.

"Let me do some touch up. Davis-" Riley couldn't complete her words before that,

"Hello beautiful ladies" the trio looked at the guy and widened their eyes. Their mouth hung open in shock.

"Huh?"

"Oh my God. Look at them. They are so stylish." A lean- short guy, in his satin robes ran towards them, his eyes decorated with wing eyeliner, lips with red tint, golden loops in ears.

Meet Davis, the guy, sorry gay.

"Ahh. Look at you. So tall and hot. I like your style. It's Davis" the guy extended his hand to Larra, not for a handshake, but for a kiss.

"Larra" Larra  gulped, smiled nervously and shook his hand. His smile dropped at the exact moment.

"No fun," he said sassily and went towards Riley.

"Riley" she said, overjoyed by seeing her cousin's flustered state.

"You can be my best friend" Davis said.

"Sure, beauty" Davis gasped heavily at the nickname.

"Shirley" Shirley shook her hands.

"I like your sunglasses"

"Thanks dear" Shirley patted his shoulder confidently. Larra looked at her cousins, who were acting so confident. But she couldn't grab herself.

"Um, the campervan?" Riley asked looking around.

"What's the hurry dear. You can stay here for a while"

"Oh no no. We have to be somewhere." Shirley refused politely.

"But, I didn't get some time with you guys" Davis said eyeing Larra, who fisted her hands frustrated. Riley controlled her laughing hard.

"Thank you for your invitation, but we have to go dear" Riley said, being empathetic towards her cousin.

"Then, join me some other day, please"

"Sure, we will" Riley assured him.

"There is the van. You guys get in. I will be back soon"

"W-wait, key" Larra said extending his car key.

"Ops. I forgot " he grabbed the key, only after caressing her hand in process. Larra gulped in nervousness. He turned back after winking at her seductively.

"Do I look like a guy?" She asked in disbelief, immediately after he went inside. Riley and Shirley laughed harder, clenching their stomachs.

"That was insane" Shirley said in between.

"He is literally a gay. Then why the hell he?"

"You teased so many guys till now, it's a payback I guess" Riley teased her cousin, who huffed in annoyance and stomped towards the campervan and got inside. Riley and Shirley joined after some time.

Finally, they are in a CAMPERVAN.

"Guys, wait" Davis came back with a few wine bottles and handed them.

"It's a gift, for you" he winked at Larra and said. She smiled fakely and mumbled a thanks. Without wasting any time, she gave life to the engine and drove out.

"Thanks, Davis. See you later" Riley and Shirley waved at him back.

"For you" Shirley teased her, with the same tone. Larra tightened her grip on the wheel. She eyed herself, like, she is a female, she has feminine parts, she has two not-so-flat boobs, long-slender legs, and beautiful brown hair, Then,

What the fuck!

She already regrets this trip!

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So, here starts the journey!!

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